4 - Waking up is hard to do
Nov. 28th, 2011 08:19 pm[Audio to start. Why? Because Jilly has just woken up up from her coma, and no one needs to see her in a hospital bed, sans red lipstick.]
I was going to ask why I'm waking up in the hospital.
But I think I'll ask about this instead.
[She turns on the camera, which is pointed at her legs beneath the blanket. Or at least what should be two legs beneath a blanket. What we see instead are two miniature mountain peaks and a snow-covered paradise. The fairies have turned her bed into a winter wonderland. A pair of fairies are racing down her bent legs with miniature skis. Three additional fairies are building a snowman. Another fairy is on her back making a snow angel. Other fairies are throwing snowballs at each other and letting out high pitched squeals.]
Anyone care to tell me why I've been turned into a snowglobe?
I was going to ask why I'm waking up in the hospital.
But I think I'll ask about this instead.
[She turns on the camera, which is pointed at her legs beneath the blanket. Or at least what should be two legs beneath a blanket. What we see instead are two miniature mountain peaks and a snow-covered paradise. The fairies have turned her bed into a winter wonderland. A pair of fairies are racing down her bent legs with miniature skis. Three additional fairies are building a snowman. Another fairy is on her back making a snow angel. Other fairies are throwing snowballs at each other and letting out high pitched squeals.]
Anyone care to tell me why I've been turned into a snowglobe?